Words are hard

Another one from the Black and Red site. Dude's first message confused me more than anything. It didn't get better.

Him: Oh please
Me: What do you mean?
Him: I would like to get to know u better.I thought ur profile said u weren't looking tho
(As if by answering, I might be interested? I already don't think he knows how conversations work)
Me: What do you want to know? My profile does indeed have a lot of info, unlike yours, so feel free to ask questions or discuss something else there
Him: I think you're attractive and curious about fisting. I'd like to be a companion
Me: Without knowing anything a out you except you're clearly a boob guy?I need more conversation, maybe come to an event or try to actually talk to me before proposing such a thing.
Him: What makes you think I'm a boob guy? LolDo u have Snapchat
Me: It's literally the only thing on your profile.And no, I don't have Snapchat.
Him: That just seems to happen naturally though.You seem very sweet;)
Me: Tits are literally your only listed fetish. That's something you had to enter.But if this is how you make conversation, I'm done.
Him: And anal 😜Nice chatting
(Upon checking, again, he did indeed have "curious about: anal" But his only fetish was literally "titties" and there was nothing on his profile but loving and commenting on a ton of pictures and stating he was there "for fun.")
Me: This is not chatting. Please do better in the future and try to have actual conversations.
Him: I will!And try to be less sweet in the future 😉
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I ... I cannot. Y'all. I know there are good men out there - please come get these guys.