Read the Profile - Wherein I am Schooled

I have an account on what some refer to as The Black and Red site, aka Kinky Facebook. I go through periods of being super active followed by periods of great dormancy. Recently I've become active enough that if you search for kinksters under my rather large city, my name is on the first page of results. 

This means a lot of random followers and private messages. 

This series highlights some of the more egregious, laughable, and downright bananas messages to show up in my inbox. When possible - that is, when I have not blocked the person or they have not blocked me - I will include pertinent details about the other person (spoiler alert, it's not always men). I will also include CWs when I think a message is potentially triggering.
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This started about a year ago and is a little long, but I promise it's worth it. This woman identifies as a slave, is about my age, but lives in the UK. I will call her OJ, a reference to her username. The title of the message was "saying hello".

OJ (one year ago):Lovely profile and photos.I hope you don't mind my curiosity but I looked at your profile and I wondered if you'd ever been shared or whored out?
sorry for my nosiness and i hope you have a great day.

Me: What profile did you read?

1. I'm not particularly submissive.
2. I haven't been submissive to anyone in a long time.
3. Therefore, there is no one to "loan me out."
4. Finally, nothing in my profile shows any interest in being "loaned out" even I was serving someone.
5. Also also, we are on different continents according to your profile.

OJ: Yours.

1. Your profile lists you as "bottom" which normally equates to submissive
2. Fair enough
3. Copy that
4. one of your fetishes is sexual slavery
5. there is this wonderful communication technology that allows people to communicate even across the vast gulf of continents.

OJ (again): Thank you for your reply. I hope you are keeping well in these strange times and cheery bye x

OJ (a few months later): hello, how are you?

(Given our original exchange, I didn't bother to answer)

OJ (a few weeks ago): one year

Me: ??

OJ: two question marks

Me: What does "one year" mean?

OJ: it's a unit of time. One year = 12 months = 365 days.

Me: Why did you send it to me in a message?

OJ: Because you asked.

Me: The original "one year" message - why did you send it?

OJ: Because that's how long you've ignored me for.

Me: So?

OJ: Yes?

Me: You make no sense. Which is why I was ignoring you.

OJ: What part makes no sense?

Me: Any of this. Going back to ignoring you.

OJ: You have a lovely day. I'm glad you now what a year is. if you want to keep up your education on the words of the calendar let me know when you want the next word.
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By the end of this, I thought I was losing my mind. I still can't decide what her deal is.