No subject, No profile

Just when I think the well is running dry, I get a spate of new messages on that black and red site. This kid though. Holy wow. I'm going to blame the fact that he was young. Like young enough to be my spawn young. Blank profile, no pictures, nothing. But he did think he was a dom. Which was super cute. I'll call him YoungDom or YD. Settle in. This started in a morning and just sort of kept going until it didn't.

YD: Hey sexy
Me: Hello.
YD: Will you snap me
Me: Like with a rubber band?
(yes, I knew what he meant, but this was more fun)
YD: Like in snapchat
Me: Why would I do that?
YD: Why not babe
Me: That's not a reason to download an app I don't even have and message someone I don't know. Especially someone with a blank profile.And I am not your babe.
YD: You'll see who I am on there.
Me: Why not here?
YD: I'm not on here often
Me: And yet, here you are.
Me again: And I'm never on Snap.
YD: Please sweety. Like I'm fixin to go to work and wont be able to be on here
Me: I am also not your sweety. And your work situation is not my problem.
YD: I call everyone sweety. Come on
Me: Not everyone consents to pet names - I am one of those people.And you're being pushy and rude.
YD: What would you like me to call you
Me: I mean, my username is a name. Also, there's not really any reason for you to call me anything.
YD: I just call everyone sweety
Me: Repeating that over and over doesn't make it okay. I'm not sure what part of that is confusing.
YD: I know I'm just telling you
Me: You've told me three times.
YD: Wryd
Me: I don't know what that means.
(yes, I could have googled it, and I had by the time he wrote back. But I'm so used to the simpler "wyd" that I wasn't sure)
YD: What are you doing
Me: I'm trying to work. I thought you were supposed to be leaving soon.
YD: In a couple minutes

(hours later, early evening)

YD: Hey beautiful
Me: Hello.
YD: What's up
Me: Not a lot. You?
YD: Just got home

And that was it. No further attempts to be interesting or ask me anything that would require him to read my profile. And nothing since. Which is probably for the best. He would have bored me to death.