Me jock. No need words

This guy described himself in his very short profile as a jock. And boy did he live up to the stereotype. I don't normally quote from these guys' profiles, but in this case, it only reinforces that how he wrote to me really is how he is. Apparently. 

From the profile: "Single male that is open an very blunt kind of person. Dom kinda guy for the same sex and it's an turn on when the females can express with she wants in the bedroom . I'm open for new adventures but not always willing to try new things ." 

He does list himself as bisexual, but that barely helps with that word salad. He also calls himself a Master. Of what? I have no idea. Oh, and he had a local special interest group listed which gave me a little hope. Unfortunately, that hope was unfounded.

On with the convo: 
Jock: love ur profile hun. very much intrested in meeting u . love the age and ur body its and dream come true to meet u
Me: Not your hun. But going to local events is a great way to meet people in person. I'm at them pretty regularly.
Jock: just like this site is great to meet ppl. i am not try to do what are in ur pics. plain hang out an maybe listen to music or an movie. or even sitting on my face would make my decade. i never seen an women of ur calibur before
(I stared at this for several minutes. How exactly does one go from 'let's watch a movie' to 'maybe you'll sit on my face'?
Me: I prefer events and not being asked to sit on someone's face in a second message.
Jock: yes but its best to be blunt an honest then beat around the bush or other things that humans do wrong. and where on an site that we talk like that an things happen like that. my bad if i mad u upset
Me: Not upset. But kink site or not, you need to talk to people like you would anywhere else. I'm still a person, not a fetish dispenser. With a profile that goes beyond pretty pictures. You could have brought up anything on there.

Apparently, it wasn't as fun when I was the one being blunt. And I don't think that was even rude. I could have been so much harder on him. Ah well.