I'm such a gem

Except for that part where I don't want to fuck him immediately. Apparently. 

Welcome back to my series dedicated to the crap I find in my private messages. I've had a few recently so let's explore, shall we?

This first one seems really confused. He was about half my age and, when I went through the history on his FL profile, I found he'd been on the site for just over two years. He has spent much of that time loving titty pictures and complaining about how he can't find a play partner. Naturally, he hasn't participated much in groups or done much to advertise. Apparently, his repeated statuses regarding his search should suffice. Spoiler alert - they haven't. I guess it's just too much work to figure out what he might be doing wrong or to actually get to know a woman first. 

Exhibit A - I'll call him Immature.

Immature: Greetings Daphne :) I must say you are absolutely gorgeous ❤ you interested in playing with or dating a younger man by chance? Hope to hear back from you :)
Me: What drew you to my profile? Besides the pretty pictures, that is :)
Immature: I love the way that you carry yourself with your words and your appearance :) you're older, older women are absolute gems ❤, I see you have a very wide range of interests on here so it seems. You just caught my eye
Immature (again): You also seem to have quite a bit of experience with different things as I'm just slowly learning :)
Me: Your profile doesn't tell me much except that you're into older women. Was there something more specific we have in common? I don't mind younger, but we are going to need common interests 🙂
Immature: Well, I love incest roleplay, I love being in control and doing what I want most of the time but I also love to please as well
Immature (again): Like I said, I'm still learning quite a bit
Me: And I have zero interest in incest role play ...as you might have guessed given that it is not mentioned anywhere in my profile. There is plenty there though if you actually want to talk about any of it.
Immature: I see you're interested potentially In being fisted ;) that really turns me on. I also see you bought yourself a cage which is really hot 🥵🔥
Immature (again): I'd love to fill all your holes ❤
Immature (yet again): I'd love to lock you in the cage and use you at my leisure 😘
Me: I also list myself as demisexual which means I need a connection before talking about any of that.
Immature: That I also respect :) no worries
Me: And you're not actually interested in me as a person. Good to know.
Immature: I never once said that?
Me: You didn't have to. I gave you multiple chances to actually read my profile and find something you wanted to discuss. You still haven't done that.

Aaaand....crickets. I'm tempted to message him again and try to teach him how to use Fetlife, explain that it's not set up to be a dating site, yadda yadda yadda. But somehow I doubt that's the education he's after.