How to miss the point

Clueless men are clueless. Once more, from the Black and Red site. I don't remember what I had commented now or why. But this one decided to message me because of what I had said to someone else entirely. And then proceeded to miss the entire point of my profile because I doubt he actually read it.

Him: Hope the storm is still tingling your parts

Me (hours later): Wow. Took me until now to figure out what you were on about.
You realize I was liking someone else's post who said that, right?

Him: Sometimes you got to be a little bit different especially on this site to get a conversation

Me: You could always try the novel concept of reading profiles.

Him: I.read your profile....you seem interesting....to have conversations with

Him (again): Your only here for friends...etc and your book.promo

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Actually, what the profile does is link to this site. It also lists a variety of interests, including keeping up with friends and local events. I suspect nuance is not this dude's strong suit.